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Things My Mother Taught Me

Which of these have you taught your kids?


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.’

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
‘You better pray that will come out of the carpet.’

 3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
‘Because I said so, that’s why .’

 4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
‘If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.’

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
‘Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.’

6. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM
 ‘Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!‘

 7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
‘You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.‘

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
‘This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.‘

9. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
‘I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.’

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